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  • Ladies in Girdles 2
Waiting in the Kitchen
Do you think that I don't care as I work here in the kitchen Listening to my baby's screams? Do you think that I am heartless; without a mother's love That my nights aren't plagued by horrid dreams? Do you think I find it easy to cook my husband's tea - Chops, two veg, apple pie and cream - To put the plate before him, and not smash it on his head And let the world know that life's not what it seems? Oh, I'm waiting in the kitchen while he fucks my baby Waiting in the kitchen getting ready for a meal Every now and then I run my thumb along the blade Of my mother's old butcher's knife And wonder how easy it would be to take his life To watch his red blood flowing all across the floor Just like a miscarriage, only so much more And I wonder, yes I wonder, how that would make me feel The man who came back from the war is not the same one Who left me with a cheery wave His appetites are different; it's as if he were a beast He's forgotten how civilised couples behave! Well I was brought up genteel; I'm not that sort of girl Let him bluster, and rant and rave Unnatural sex acts with my mouth and anus Were not in the marriage vows that I gave So, I'm waiting in the kitchen while he fucks my baby Covering my tears with tortured laughter My baby isn't old enough to know that what he's doing Isn't really right So it's not going to keep him awake at night And I'm clinging to the hope that some fine day That the fog that grips his father's mind will melt away And we'll all live, yes we'll all live, happily ever-after When my baby is returned, I will smother him in kisses And hold him to me very tight I'll sing his favourite song, and stroke his clawing fingers And let him know that everything is alright - That I don't think there's something wrong with him For easing his father's plight He's just a little boy in a world not of his making And I hope that soon he can step into the light Oh, I'm waiting in the kitchen while my husband fucks my baby Trying to shut my ears against the noise Hoping that my daughter who's due home any minute Won't bring her little friends to play Somehow I don't think I could handle that today My daughter now is safe - my son he pays the ransom And I cling onto the fact that this man's so smart and handsome That when he's sane, Oh when he's sane again He'll make the best possible father for the boy

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