Canberra 14 Sept 2015
You can be sure that as Heaven’s above
When the knives come out and push turns to shove
Someone’ll get cut unless there’s a lot of love
In the room
When out of nowhere you hear a shot
You can be sure that the news will be hot
Til we find out who did what and with what
And to whom
This place we’re at it has a lot of class
But some times it’s like walking on broken glass
And somebody falls and gets a shard up the ass
Va va voom
What was acknowledged? Was it a cough?
Or was it just Malcom arguing with Gough?
Did I see a masked assassin creeping off
Through the gloom?
Watch out folks it’s a knight with a mace
Spreading havoc all over the place
Somebody’s sure to lose a lot of face
I presume
Sometimes you have a lot of old ordinance
Waiting underground to go off by chance
And all of that shrapnel is going to lance
A new flume
Just another day in the pollies' town
Somebody wanting someone else’s crown
And then you get a lot of agro going down
Ka ka boom
It’s another Malcom making a move this time Fully interrupting Tony Abbott’s rhyme A PM’s changed and I’m Hoping for a new broom
It’s another Malcom making a move this time Fully interrupting Tony Abbott’s rhyme A PM’s changed and I’m Hoping for a new broom