Twenty Questions

Have you ever been to London? Have you ever been to Spain? Have you ever had your head caught in the door of a train? Have you ever fished for whales down a drain? Have you ever been declared insane? Did you ever make a mud-pie? Did you ever eat a worm? Did you know an elephant is called a pachyderm? Did you ever see a microscopic germ? Why is Mummy angry when I squirm? Can a blind man feel the sun set? Can a kitten tell a lie? Can people float just like the birds way up in the sky? Will you promise to help me if I try? Where do people go when they die? Would you ever borrow money? Would you ever lend? Would you read this story to me, right up to the end? Do you think you'd ever break before you bend? Will you always be my friend?