Introduction (Tune - Harrigan: Old Music Hall Song)

H A double R I, S O N spells Harrison G A single R D, N E R spells Gardner We're the two in the crew to entertain you Nobody else does quite the things that we do (we do) C O single M E, D Y in chorus So let's hear a big cheer because we are here Harrison Gardner That's us! We write what some people are kind enough to call songs, and attempt to sing them, sometimes to well known tunes. These are more correctly called parodies. The other songs have specially written tunes composed from well known tunes. Neither Julian nor I play a musical instrument if you don't count on the Jew's Harp. You'd need an abacus for that. The tune part of the performance is always musical and played via piano by a real musician. Silly man. We also do little fill-in bits which do not require accompaniment. Our Pianist will presumably go off and do what musicians do in their breaks. Probably have a sherry or something. Lucky fellow. So, let's loose the dag's of yore, and make havoc.