Lemon Tree

When I was just a lad of ten My father said to me Come out and have a gander at Our sodding lemon tree Lemon tree's leaves are yellow And they're dropping down like flies And the bark is all scaly Shouldn't wonder if it dies T'was then father taught to me An age old ritual Man must pee upon his lemon tree If he wants it to do well Lemon tree's leaves are yellow And they're dropping down like flies And the bark is all scaly Shouldn't wonder if it dies So we went out into the yard Each evening just on six And we stood by our poor lemon tree And both took out our dicks We peed upon the lemon tree In weather hot and cold And the way that lemon perked up Was a wonder to behold Lemon tree's leaves were green And they shone in the sun The bark was all glossy I thought our work was done Then my father spoke more words Which I remember well Man must keep up the urine Or the lemon goes to hell Lemon tree's leaves are green And they shine in the sun And it fruits most profusely But man's work is never done Lemon tree Lemon tree Lemon tree Lemon tree