Chinese Calendar
Chinese year assignment
Starting in 2000
Dragon, hissing Serpent
Darting into Horse and
Sheep who flock
To see the Monkey
Pulling feathers from the Cock
Whose crow sticks in his craw
Causing Dog to raise his paw
As man’s most faithful flunkey
Tries to flush out Boar
Rat eats every box of grain
Making hungry Ox complain
While Tiger looking for his share
Puts the fear of God in Hare
Who ends the cycle then and there
So we can start again
Staying in the same array
Shifts of 2 hours every day
Dragon starts the daily mayhem
Signing on at 7 am