Pick-up Calypso

Hey there, if you don’t think I’m crazy Why don’t you come home to my place I don’t know what your name is But I think you are sexy Do you have a car here with you Mine has been borrowed by my brother But we could walk home in the moonlight Or maybe catch a taxi Say, that is not a bad idea No need to worry if it’s raining And we would be so warm and cosy Cuddled in the back seat If you are feeling a bit hungry We could stop and get a pizza Or I know a place that serves a Terrific spicy Laksa Do I want to meet your boyfriend? That’s him working as a bouncer I think my friend is waving to me I’d better have a look see Hey there, if you don’t think I’m crazy Why don’t you come home to my place I don’t know what your name is But I think you are sexy