Cultural Gap? (Tune - Generic)

Julian I am a Law-Arts student Graham I'm mathematically inclined Both And that's the widest culture gap That you could ever find But this does not inhibit us We're from prejudice immune When we go down to Naughtons Pub On a Friday afternoon On a Fri-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-day afternoon Julian I've been in residence four years And he's been only three Graham With mathematical deduction He's a year senior to me Both But our ages do not bother us We're able to commune When for pleasure we do seek To toast away each passing week And we go down to Naughtons Pub On a Friday afternoon On a Fri-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-day afternoon Graham He studies how the mind works With Law and Philosophy Julian He cons figures numerical And in Geometry Both But when we talk of females Our different views attune And talk of football's always good We both support Collingwood We have an interest in the track And talk of horses we will back How The Avengers on TV Is our favourite show to see Our uni course disparity Doesn't mean a thing to we When we go down to Naughtons Pub On a Friday afternoon On a Fri-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi- ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- he-he-he-he-he-he-he- ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho- hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-day afternoon