Slide to Depression

There’s a lady who takes Pills to ease her heartaches But she still finds it breaks Every season She’s true Black and White But deep in the night She starting to fight For her reason She’s under the thrall Of the cruel oval ball It’s an emotional Roller-coaster And she wonders if life And her internal strife Could be cured by a knife In the toaster She's been burnt by the Magpie Obsession It makes you wonder She talks up each win But you see that her grin Masks the chagrin Of so much losing All those times close to goal Have put scars on her soul Should she crawl in a hole And start boozing? She can still raise the cheer Just wait till next year But it doesn’t appear Faith has lasted She’s starting to doubt That God really looks out For the Pies, so her shout Is - You bastard! She's been burnt by the Magpie Obsession It makes you wonder But an ember still burns And deep down she yearns For when Buckley returns Watch out taggies And though you may laugh There's a whole second half Takes her beanie and scarf From their baggies For you just never know They've won three in a row And they might be a show GO YOU MAGGIES! And she burns with the Magpie obsession It makes you wonder It really, truly makes you wonder